Yesterday was the Sound of Music Sing-A-Long at work. I'm sure I must have been mumbling the words to Edelweiss in my sleep last night. And I can't say for certain if I will ever be the same again. The only way to describe the show is to say that it was like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but far scarier. The outfits were outrageous and people brought props like whistles for the whistle scenes and flashlights for the scenes in which the Nazis flash their lights. People talked and shouted at the screen non-stop. It was like they tracked down every asshole in L.A. county who talks relentlessly in the movie theaters--all 18,000 of them--and sat them down to sing along at The Bowl.
During the intermission, a woman was profusely vomiting the sip of wine she had drank earlier. I'm just trying to imagine the morning after when she relays the story to her friends. "Woah... Guys, I got so wasted last night at the Sound of Music Sing-a-Long."
I think that's enough trauma for now...
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