Hear me roar

I don't know why, but I registered myself in the Halo/Madden tournament at CSUN. And I played (Halo). I knew I wouldn't even come close to winning, but I did better than I thought. I actually made it to round two. How, you ask? Because I got teamed up with some crazy Asian kid who's had an Xbox since before he was reincarnated into his human form. So the more I talked to this crazy Asian kid, the more I found out about him. I learned that he's played in the L.A. tournament and came in 3rd place! In L.A.! Insane! And I learned that he's mean... He told me not to play. He said "Don't shoot anyone. Just hide and I'll kill. If they shoot you, hide until you recharge." Ouch. No one talks to me like that. I may be a n00b compared to you, four eyes, but I'm no imbecile. So I played. I didn't do too badly, when you consider that I've only had Halo for the summer. And that I'm a girl. Sorry, feminist movement, it's true. There were about 30 guys there and only 2 girls! And the other girl looked like a guy.