I had a weird junk food craze today. That's why college is kind of nice. It's the only place in the world where you can buy pepsi, cheetos, and chocolate cake at 9:30 a.m. And no one will judge you cause you know they have pretty much the same things in their backpacks.
Junk food, by definition, is anything that is edible and has no nutritional value. Like a leaf, for example, has dietary fibers. So a leaf is not junk food. A piece of glass has no nutritional value. And it is even harmful to your health. That's an added bonus. Glass is junk food.
Then in math I saw some guy eating an Abba Zabba bar. I just grabbed 85 cents and ran for the convenient store on the bottom floor. Well, those a-holes did not have Abba Zabba bars, and it once again wins the championship title of "inconvenient store". So I had to walk all the way across campus to the other store. I got distracted on the way by a really interesting-looking moth. It's ok i have an A in math.
School sucks, food is my motivation.
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