Lesbians always stick around for a fight

I saw Apocalyptica tonight. They put on a great show. Except, I don't get this 3-dollar-beverage business if you're under 21. I pay for my ticket and then I have to pay an additional 3 dollars for an optional non-alcholic drink? Why must I be penalized for being young...

The show was at the Roxy so there was pretty much no place to sit and I came out covered in other people's sweat. Some drunk middle aged man who looked like he was about 6'5'' pushed right past me. I pushed him back and he turned to me and yelled, "Hey! Take it easy, wuddya?" Me? I was standing behind these Spanish lesbians who took that as an opportunity to make their feminist rights known. They started yelling "TAKE IT EASY!?!?! YOU TAKE EET EASY!" It didn't do any good. He was hammered.

So a few songs later, some idiot blonde girl tried to push past me. The lesbians and I stood our ground. We didn't let her through. Then, she had the audacity to grab my shoulder and yell something which was completely muffled by the band. It must have been, "Let me through!" or something. I kindly removed her hand from my shoulder and told her to "STOPPUSHINGME!" She left and the lesbians cheered me on. Then they pulled me through and gave me a spot in front of them. Weird... It was a great view, I wasn't sure why they gave it up to me. Lesbians are tricky. Especially European lesbians.

From my new standpoint, I got a great view of the guys. Two out of four of them have long hair and I dig that. The guy in front of me had long blond hair, too. And it smelled like jordan almonds. Yum.

Apocalyptica is a good band to see live because they get the audience very involved. There are a lot of bands where, no matter how small the club is, they will refuse to look into the audience. But these guys kept making eye contact with people (including myself). It was interesting. Other than that, their accents were horrendous... I didn't understand much of anything they said. And they looked like a bunch of girls. Beautiful European girls.