I need a career. I'm thinking about either an FBI secret agent or a county health inspector. I want a job with perks. A job where my badge can get me out of a ticket. A job where if I'm asked what I do at parties, I can respond with, "I can't really talk about it". And then I slip away unnoticed. Any ideas? Speak to me...
Oh and does "candidates must... be in excellent physical condition with no defects which would interfere in firearm use, raids, or defensive tactics" mean I get a gun?
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Think "Game Show Hostess"
Pseudo celebrity status. Excellent pay, nice clothes, and lots of free time.
And if you do become a game show hostess, can I get my vowels for free or will you make me buy them?
Become a flower. It's what you always wanted to be.
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