The colors, dude, the colors!

As this night reaches its conclusion, I would like to share what this evening's experiences have taught me. #1 - You can be as mean as you want to people who are under the influence and they won't remember. #2 - It's entirely useless to explain the difference between a double bass and a cello to someone who's had a few beers. Especially when that person wouldn't understand the difference while sober anyway.