Colleagues

I got home from work a couple of hours ago. Working at The Bowl is great because I get free concerts and free leftovers. Also, it's better than other jobs because I get to work with a lot of intelligent people. People who use words like "perchance", "indeed", and "onward"... In other words, pretentious assholes.
During my break, one of the employees was going to seat himself, but he paused briefly to "expel items" from his pocket. My friend, I think you need to expel your foot from your ass. Yes, all in all, I really have a great job. It's a dream come true, really.