I'm really tired of receiving bulletins on my myspace account. I get so much crap about serial killers and rapists and love and crushes. This was posted today:
Abortion...
Week 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Week 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Week 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Week 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Week 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Week 6
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . .
Week 7
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
DISCLAIMER: Before I have to hear your holier-than-thou words of wisdom and clever little slogans... and before you pull out your "ABORTION IS MURDER" signs, let me just say that MY PERSONAL VIEWS ON ABORTION ARE NOT REPRESENTED IN MY OPINION THAT THIS BULLETIN IS STUPID.
Now, back to my point. What the HELL are people thinking? I mean, COME ON! Maybe I don't know much about babies... But if my one week old fetus started talking to me and telling me about her vital organs, I'd be a little freaked out.
And week 3? That's not very realistic either... "I always want to make you happy?" That bay is a keeper! Who the hell would destroy THAT child? Seriously though, fetus or not, who says that? And the whole "I cry with you, even though you can't hear me" bit... Good one, unborn child! But did you know your tear ducts won't be developing for quite a few more weeks? I thought not.
Week 4 Umm... was anyone else grossed out when Baby mentioned that her hair is growing? Yea, ok.
Week 5... Hey Mommy!!! MOMMY! WHAT'S ABORTION? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WORD IS. Define this new word for me, please, while ignoring the fact that I am a NEGATIVE-8 month old child who speaks more eloquently that perhaps most of blue-collar America, that I use nice long words like "intruding", and that I am manipulating you and pulling your strings like a mad puppeteer, but in a suave and evil Stewie Griffin manner. Dance, woman, DANCE!!!
Week 6 Mommy, the doctor seems cold and heartless!
My, what a keen judge of character you've become, considering the fact that you've only been talking to your buddy Placenta for your entire existence. And then there is the whole "Then fall Caeser" murder scene.
And last, but certainly not least! Baby is in Jesus' arms! Great! As if people were not annoyed enough by this ridiculous dramatization, now they can simply BLAME IT ON THE CHRISTIANS cause they're stupid anyway! Thanks.
I feel like I should just fold my arms and keep quiet...
But something's not right. I feel like it's a lose-lose situation. Either women will feel so insulted by this (as I think they should) and it will have no impact whatsoever, or women will actually be MOVED by this absolute garbage and will reconsider decisions. So... what's worse? "Cold and heartless", but showing some form of intellectual thought process? Or stupid and compassionate? Y'all decide.
5 comments:
nareen im already convinced you're the coolest. and to think ive only known you since i were a twonny
um.. yea i do blame this dramaticized bs on all christians. you included... sorry pal. i know ur a republican and you dont lie and all but pleasssse! cut the crap, wont you?
Oh baby!hey baby hey baby hey! first of all: babes are gross
second of all: they cant talk till they are like 2
third of all: why would anyone be compelled to make a chainletter of that context?
fourth of all: just because you dont buy into a big heap of crap that supposed to show you are compassionate doesn't mean you are cold! it means you are smarter and can think for yourself as opposed to the vast majority , which means you are alone atop a mountain, in which case, ya you're cold cuz like temperatures drop below zero in high elevation.
Yeah I'm a guy, so I shouldn't have a say in the abortion thing. But neither should the dumbfucks in Washington. Women should choose, and people should make their own choice as to when a baby is a baby and when a gamete is just a bunch of chromosomes sitting in a nasty goo. Too much philosiphizing if you ask me. Ah well.
oh nareen you make me laugh
"My, what a keen judge of character you've become, considering the fact that you've only been talking to your buddy Placenta for your entire existence. And then there is the whole "Then fall Caeser" murder scene. " HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LIKE EXPLAINS IT ALL OH WOW. will you be my friend forever lol.
- christieeeeeee
p.s. yeah the baby is growing hair and basically it may need a clip.. mmmm cleep haha just in case u forgot about that you knoooooo.
by the way i like how the child's "exercising" consists of turning their head etc. and that they are becoming quite good at it too as if it is some amazing acrobatic skill. i mean if children think this is exercising when they are but 4 weeks old then like no wonder the obesity rate in our country is increasing by the year. just thought i'd point that out lol.
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