My toof hurts

Today I went to the dentist. He injected some substance into the soft tissue in my mouth. I went numb. Then, he drilled and filled my tooth. He told me to floss more. I was offended and I left. I wasted some time because I was hungry and I wanted some take out. But I couldn't eat for a few hours. I window shopped, bought a used book, sat at a coffee shop and pretended to be in deep thought. Then I went to Rite Aid and I bought a huge Valentine heart-shaped box of chocolates. It was 60% off. I sat in my car, still 20% numb, and ate all of the caramels (while carefully sorting out the dark chocolate and coconut) with drool dripping down one side of my face. I like chocolate a lot. A woman looked at me. I smiled a chocolatey smile. She turned her child's head away and walked hurriedly away.

Fin.